Friday, August 12, 2011

I think men can be ok at washing the white sheets, I mean, that's just a matter of pushing a button and making sure there's only whites in there. But when it comes to hanging those sheets; this is where we run into trouble. Stepping all over them while trying to hang them, fumbling around trying to get them to hang even over a line. It's all very discombobulating.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Was having a conversation yesterday and out of my other ear heard, from the TV, 'if I had to rate this battle-axe on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate it a solid 8+'.


To me, eight plus is entirely gray.
If I were older this kind of misuse of understanding, language, would make me spit out my teeth.
In laughter.
In shock. In disbelief.
A solid eight plus is an oxymoron.