When will people wake up to the fact that tattoos are actually ugly and stupid?

Water + Animal = Broth
Broth - Animal = Dishwater

When you anoint yourself...please be mindful
Of those who enter the elevator after you.
You stinky people.

The Weird Lady

I thought 'geez..she must be impressed at my exquisite folding'
Turns out, she was only waiting for the dryer.